Granted, but you didn’t identify what “fun” was so you are sentenced to an eternity of Jedi lectures and aren’t allowed to harm anyone.
I wish Turel would finish painting the House.
Granted but it’s the color you hate most.
I wish I had unlimited supply of chocolate.
Granted, but it comes in the form of fondant.
I wish I had a new PC
Granted but it’s a Mac and no new video game will run on it.
I wish Blade gets unlimited sushi
Granted but it’s all gas station sushi.
I wish I had more shoes
Grants but that are all 6 inch stiletto heels.
I wish COU would win the next 10 GJW’s!
Wish granted, but you are killed by a rogue miner who collapses your home into his cave.
I wish we could train Juna to not bite random new people.
granted but she bites random old people instead.
I wish I could control time.
Wish granted, but you can never change anything that has already happened in the past, no matter how hard you try.
I wish I could have a bottomless bag of Snack-its.
Wish Granted! But, you can not reach the bottom of the bag.
I wish for 100 wishes!
Granted but they all have to be the previous wish you made
I wish for a boatload of pretty ladies
Granted but you can never be on the boat.
I wish I lived in an anime.
Granted, but you discover that you already did!
I wish light side oatcakes tasted as good as dark side cookies.
Granted, but they all give you mind-shredding diarrhea.
I wish Star Wars canon had better birds.
Granted, but all they do is purposely try to defecate on your head.
I wish that Alethia would finally kiss Mar, her boyfriend she never admits she likes.
Granted but she becomes like a love sick schoolgirl and can’t get any work done.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
wish granted but it can only be for idiotic things
i wish for an otter
Wish Granted! But it won’t stay out of the toilet.
I wish for it to stop raining EVERYDAY! ^.^
wish granted but insted it hails everyday!
i wish for my otter to dislike toilets!