Wish Granted! But, now the otter has learned how to turn on the tub water and is constantly turning it on.
I wish my work day was over.
wish granted but now you have been selected to save a planet
i wish i could be in the anime RWBY
Granted but you’re only mentioned and never appear onscreen.
I wish I could be a penguin
Granted, but you can only move on your belly
I wish I could turn invisible
Granted but you become blind as well.
I wish I came up with this idea.
granted but for lack of clarity you have come up with and absolutely terrible idea
I wish for wold peace
Granted, but it’s because everyone was wiped out by war.
I wish the trains would run on time
granted but now they only crash into the station on time
i wish for everyone to have a home and food
Granted and now everyone lives with you and eats your food.
I wish they would reboot the Star Wars movies.
granted but it uses everyone who originally played in them including the skeletons of the actors
i wish that everyone has a good life
Granted but everyone receives the weezer song good life
I wish people would play more HotS
granted but everyone asks very personal questions
i wish for a loving corgi
granted but it doesn’t love you.
I wish Turel would become GM!
granted but now he is senile
i wish for happiness to all
Granted but you must now hop on one foot everywhere you go!
I wish for Ed to become Fist
Granted but the GM only allows Ed to enable clusters for pazaak.
I wish that there was unlimited zeltron cookies.
Granted, but they may not have the desired effect.
I wish for Galactic Peace
Granted but now everyone is drunk and gambles
I wish for someone to find the light in their heart and turn away from the darkside
Granted, but they must hula-hoop two hours every day.
I wish for better pay
granted but they pay you in unusable currency.
I wish Len was Consul