granted but Len is only allowed to wave a magical fairy wand and shout “For the Empire!”
I wish that Hoth was warmer.
Granted but with it comes Galactic Warming
I wish Kappa was here
Granted and it comes full armed and ready to defeat the enemies of COU.
I wish for chocolate syrup
Granted, but it’s a hot tub full of chocolate syrup and lounging Wookiees.
I wish for a dance party.
Granted, but the only song is the Macarena.
I wish for some mac and cheese
Granted, but the sauce is thin and watery.
I wish for good sleep
Granted, but you don’t remember sleeping.
I wish the days and nights were longer