[Odan-Urr] Grant a Wish

(Sa Ool) #8

Granted, But you also must cook for 15,000 homeless people in your country.

My Wish: I wish that I had more time to spend with my family.

(Aurora "Aura" Ta'var) #9

Granted, But you must take the form of a doggo.

I wish I had more lightsabers.

(Dael Provect) #10

Granted, but they all function as such:

I wish I could make my own lightsabers.

(edits were just trying to fix the image link)

(Tisto Kingang) #11

Granted, but they are always hot pink no matter what you do.

I wish I could create black holes

(Dael Provect) #12

Granted, but they suck in a random piece of clothing you’re wearing every time you create one.

I wish I had robot legs.

(Zanothi Nightblade) #13

Granted, but the are rusted and need lots of oil in their joints.

I wish I had brand new armor.

(Alethia Archenksova) #14

Granted, but it comes with boobplate.

I wish I could fly.

(Tisto Kingang) #15

Granted, but you are propelled by sneezing.

I wish to sleep

(Dael Provect) #16

Granted, but to wake up you have to be kissed/licked by one of those beast animals from the original Stargate movie.

I wish for a million wishes!

(Texas UK ) #17

Granted! I wish there was an endless supply of Ice cream

(Ka Tarvitz) #18

Granted, but it is only vanilla.

I wish that this thread had twice as many posts in it.

(Dael Provect) #19

Granted, but they are in Korean from a spam bot.

I wish more people would join in the fun in this thread!

(Ka Tarvitz) #20

Granted, but they are silent participants.

I wish there was a greater variety of Jedi robes to choose from.

(Aurora "Aura" Ta'var) #21

Granted, but they only come with skinny jeans.

I wish there were 500,000 alive jedi.

(Joslyn Czarina) #22

Granted, but they’ve all fallen ill and its in your hands to save as many as possible.

I wish I knew everything there was to know as a beginner…

(Dael Provect) #23

Granted, but you would forget major chunks on a weekly basis in perpetuity.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

(Ka Tarvitz) #24

Granted, but the effects of this reverses at the most inopportune moments.

I wish that Odan-Urr had a third House.

(Alethia Archenksova) #25

Granted, but it’s just Hoth renamed “House Third.”

I wish I had some decent coffee right now.

(Haran "Ji" Urr) #26

Granted, but you have to refer to coffee as covfefe for the rest of your life.

I wish it was Spring.

(Ka Tarvitz) #27

Granted, but it lasts merely for an hour, followed by a two year winter.

I wish for copious amounts of salt.