[Odan-Urr] Grant a Wish

(Aurora "Aura" Ta'var) #21

Granted, but they only come with skinny jeans.

I wish there were 500,000 alive jedi.

(Joslyn Czarina) #22

Granted, but they’ve all fallen ill and its in your hands to save as many as possible.

I wish I knew everything there was to know as a beginner…

(Dael Provect) #23

Granted, but you would forget major chunks on a weekly basis in perpetuity.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

(Ka Tarvitz) #24

Granted, but the effects of this reverses at the most inopportune moments.

I wish that Odan-Urr had a third House.

(Alethia Archenksova) #25

Granted, but it’s just Hoth renamed “House Third.”

I wish I had some decent coffee right now.

(Haran "Ji" Urr) #26

Granted, but you have to refer to coffee as covfefe for the rest of your life.

I wish it was Spring.

(Ka Tarvitz) #27

Granted, but it lasts merely for an hour, followed by a two year winter.

I wish for copious amounts of salt.