[Odan-Urr] Telegram Quotes

Post here your favorite and funny Telegram quotes!!!
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“I have a redhead named tisto I can beat you with”- Blade 1/2/2019 12:15 AM

“double-beats Ji with a tisto”- Blade 1/2/2019 12:18 AM

[In reply to Aurora “Aura” Ta’var (Blade)]
so there’s a dead Ji, a dead Wally, and a dead Tisto…and no murder weapon, and the forensics say they ran into each othe at high speed repeatedly…musta been an accident- Akaarn 1/2/2019 10:31pm

Tisto is a leaf on the wind?- Wally 1/2/2019 11:59pm

"Does anyone know Terrariumtumtum’s stance on Pravus?

Tarentum. That one. Phone. XD" - Jasper 14/07/2017 19:57

“If you don’t restrict Nun to “smaller breast size” he’ll draw them baloons” - Vyr 09/0/2018 20:28

Following the discussion of arm related puns between Jack, Len and Archenksov

"Alright then.

“He was abruptly disarmed!”
“He lent you a hand.”
“We’ll have a farewell to arms, it won’t be too limb-iting.”
“That soldier being there was handy.”
“It’s a good thing that he has a perfectly 'armless hand.”
“Yuki gained the upper-hand in that fight.”
“The means to her healing is now at hand.”
“That fight got out of hand!”
“Yuki will just have to make do with second hand goods.”
“Clearly he couldn’t handle her.”
“It’s a good thing you got the whole thing. I hate it when a hand-job is left unfinished.”" - Tarvitz 15/11/17 00:12